I didn't think people actually wore these UNTIL I saw this dude at the swimming pool at my apartment have them under a pile of his clothes. I just saw the tips of the toes sticking out under his shirt and I, of course, freaked out. Poor thing probably heard me laughing and realized he just wasted mass dough on the ugliest shoes on earth. Am I mean or AM I RIGHT?! 

let's be honest.

NO.

Two things: 

How do you walk in these? 

Toe nail.

WHY?!

NO. 

Worst decision ever.

NO.

My aunt sent this to me today. She said this truck was in the Denny's parking lot. All I could think was... Who leaves a casket UNATTENDED in a parking lot?! Only in Lancaster. 

NO.

It's obvious who wears the pants in this household. 

NO.

There comes a point when being "green" has gone too far. 

NO.

I hope this never happens. 

NO.

Chill. 

NO.

I mean, it's kinda cute right? SUBMISSION without a choice in the matter. 

NO.

Let's never do this again, k?

NO.

If your car is small enough to fit sideways in a car lane, 

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE DRIVING.

NO.

umm...

NO.

And it didn't stop there...

A double wide on stilts. 

NO.

Let me first start out by saying that I saw a piece of paper laying on my parents' kitchen counter (see first picture). Clearly my dad printed it out and wanted these badly enough that he wrote out the note below: "Islander- Brown/Coco". Anyone who understands me knows this is a NO. But the fact that my mom and dad are awesome enough to text me the above picture makes me laugh so hard. They know me too well. I looked at this and thought-- "man, dad must have lost weight.. his ankles look so small." Later in the day my mom called, cracking up after I asked her about it. Little did I know those were HER feet in HIS shoes. 

NO.

Stop it. 

NO.

Obviously he loves checkered print. 

NO.

Aint Necessary. 

NO.

Close enough?

NO.

Complete submission on the old man's part. 

Thanks to Isaac Rentz for this lil gem. This will be you in about 50 years. 

NO.

Have you ever gotten out of the shower and looked at the way you got out of your clothes? I laughed so hard when I saw this. Was I really in that big of a hurry to undress like I disappeared?

NO.

I tried to convince my mom not to do it, but clearly she wanted a phone that looked like a switchblade. 

NO.

He acts like this is completely normal or something... 

NO.

Who does this for a picture?! AND WHY THE ORANGE JUICE?? And that high heel has GOT to go. 

NO.

 

Grandpa, that's enough. 

NO.

Fashion designers need to get a clue.

NO.

This should have never been intended for a necklace. 

Thanks to my sweet friend, Meghan, for sending me this. 

NO.

What a sweet memorial.

NO.

I'm not going to lie and say I didn't scream when my boyfriend walked in the room with this in his head. He said he needed a "boost of energy". Babe, just because you are shooting an acupuncture event does not mean you need to do this. 

NO.

When you feel like somebody is watching you, it's probably true. 

NO. 

(even though this is kinda cute)

(dog, stop being such a human being)

WHY IS THIS SO THICK!?

ain't nobody gonna use this phone in a Mexican restaurant.. you can take it down now. 

NO.

I'm not trying to be mean, but I hate your truck. 

p.s. this is not necessary. 

NO.