Can you picture someone crawling out of this!?

NO.


It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:
1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)
2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long
3. The socks AND the shoes
4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

LOSE THE LOCKET.

NO.

How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 
Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.

To the person who entered this in the Darke County Fair Art Contest,

1. I hope you're not reading this.
2. Why?!
3. I mean, were you really serious?
4. Bless your heart.

Sincerely,
Let's never do that again, k?

NO.

You're telling me this thing is a snow plow?! It's so small that it's not even cute. And those who know me KNOW I love small things. This? Not so much.

NO.

I love video-chatting with my friend, Zack. He's really funny. But these birds circling his head have got to go. 

Don't mind me, I was feeling a little heavy that day. 

NO.

??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THIS. 
Take that lamp shade off, it DOES NOT go with it. 

GA-BYE.

NO.

I saw this ad on facebook the other day. This is what popped in my head the instant I saw this:

NO they aint.

NO.