ugly.face.game.

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!
 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 
Who would really buy this? 

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.



RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stop the barber because I STRAIGHT UP wanted to die. Pee was running down my leg.

NO.