Let me introduce you to my friend, Adam. 

Every single video of his I find myself screaming 

NO!

Especially this one in particular. 

YOU WILL SEE WHY. 

If you feel inclined, check out his hilarious dances here: 

Adams Carpenters

NO. 

(but yes)

I can't even describe how loud I screamed when I saw this. 

Nasty beach posing is one thing, but when a picture captures a 

fake amputee leg on ACCIDENT, I will pee my pants. 

NO.