NEVER. EVER.

One question:

WHY!?

NO.

AINT NO DOG NEED NO BOMBER JACKET.... OR PARKA FOR THAT MATTER. 

NO. 

Just an example why Crocs are NEVER a good idea. 

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 

Forget the Chins.. 

THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!

Is that dad giggling!? Little girl, STOP touching that 

"you know what"

Gross.

NO.

I saw this ad on facebook the other day. This is what popped in my head the instant I saw this:

NO they aint.

NO.

Don't ask me how my friend, Carrie, stumbled upon this.. but this was her response:

"Look how inexpensive!"

39 cents. 

Listen up guys, 

This does not turn us on.

NO.

It's one thing getting your child a cutesy little chair... 

it's another when you try to match it to your leather furniture. 

NO.

Two things: 

How do you walk in these? 

Toe nail.

WHY?!

NO. 

Worst decision ever.

NO.

There comes a point when being "green" has gone too far. 

NO.

I hope this never happens. 

NO.

If your car is small enough to fit sideways in a car lane, 

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE DRIVING.

NO.

And it didn't stop there...

A double wide on stilts. 

NO.

Close enough?

NO.

Complete submission on the old man's part. 

Thanks to Isaac Rentz for this lil gem. This will be you in about 50 years. 

NO.

Who does this for a picture?! AND WHY THE ORANGE JUICE?? And that high heel has GOT to go. 

NO.

 

Grandpa, that's enough. 

NO.