How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 

Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.

My brother acts so casual as he passes by in this picture.

All I wanna know is if that's a scooter or a bike. And it does not need a light cause NO ONE is gonna miss you driving by. 

GOTS TA GO.

NO.

WHAT is that?!

NO.

Close enough?

NO.

I tried to convince my mom not to do it, but clearly she wanted a phone that looked like a switchblade. 

NO.

WHY IS THIS SO THICK!?

ain't nobody gonna use this phone in a Mexican restaurant.. you can take it down now. 

NO.