AINT NO DOG NEED NO BOMBER JACKET.... OR PARKA FOR THAT MATTER. 

NO. 

This is why I HATE smart cars. 

Or at least one of them.

NO.

My friend, Danielle, says to me... 

"do these look ok?"

and she was being SERIOUS. 

Seriously?

NO.

I'm still laughing out loud about this, you guys... 

I saw this on my friend's Facebook page and did a double take. 

YOU GUYS! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?

He straight up brought his COMPUTER into Starbucks! SERIOUSLY!? 

SER-I-OUS-LY? 

What is wrong with people? 

WHO HAS THE TIME TO COMMUTE THEIR PC'S INTO A COFFEE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!?

NO.

I stole this from my friend, Liz. 

I was scrolling through her Facebook pics and discovered the "head". 

THE HEAD. 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

I hate this person. 

NO.

My lover, my fried. FRIED!?! Ugh. Only this would happen to me. Seriously. I go into Ralph's and get my boyfriend a birthday cake and since we are always jokingly saying "you're my lover, you're my friend" I thought it would be funny to put it on his cake, ya know. Too bad the poor, sweet, lil old hispanic woman didn't understand the humor behind it OR how to spell. 

NO.

When you think you've seen it all, guess again. 

NO.

I spotted this driving back from Lancaster one day. 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CAR?!

NO.

I know you all are wondering what this picture is. It's called a dude rubbing his girlfriend/wife's back at a bar UNDER her shirt. That pink thing? Her underwear. 

NO.

WHAT is that?!

NO.

NO.

All four need to go.. but the worst of all is that bear. 

NO.

I didn't think people actually wore these UNTIL I saw this dude at the swimming pool at my apartment have them under a pile of his clothes. I just saw the tips of the toes sticking out under his shirt and I, of course, freaked out. Poor thing probably heard me laughing and realized he just wasted mass dough on the ugliest shoes on earth. Am I mean or AM I RIGHT?! 

let's be honest.

NO.

Obviously he loves checkered print. 

NO.

Aint Necessary. 

NO.

Close enough?

NO.