I stole this from my friend, Liz
I was scrolling through her Facebook pics and discovered the "head". 
THE HEAD. 

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

Look. How. Small. That. Is. !!!!!!!!!!

And you want to buy it!? What are you going to do with it?? 
WASTE.

NO.

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 
I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.
 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

My boyfriend had no clue his ear was like this until I screamed at the top of my lungs and laughed so hard for 5 minutes until I could tell him what was wrong. 
C'mon babe! HOW could you not feel this?

NO.

I can't remember where I saw this, but when I did, I screamed. 
SCREAMED.
You guys, can you imagine? 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??! 
I don't care how cold it might be outside... 
Mothers, do not do this to your children. 

NO.