the one on the left. 

NO.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!
Is that dad giggling!? Little girl, STOP touching that 
"you know what"

Gross.

NO.

My friend Ryan sent me this. I just don't understand how ANYONE'S body gets like this!? And to have enough confidence to wear that speedo. YIKES.

NO.

I hate this person. 

NO.

Can you picture someone crawling out of this!?

NO.


It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:
1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)
2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long
3. The socks AND the shoes
4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

LOSE THE LOCKET.

NO.

How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 
Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.

To the person who entered this in the Darke County Fair Art Contest,

1. I hope you're not reading this.
2. Why?!
3. I mean, were you really serious?
4. Bless your heart.

Sincerely,
Let's never do that again, k?

NO.

You're telling me this thing is a snow plow?! It's so small that it's not even cute. And those who know me KNOW I love small things. This? Not so much.

NO.

I love video-chatting with my friend, Zack. He's really funny. But these birds circling his head have got to go. 

Don't mind me, I was feeling a little heavy that day. 

NO.

??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THIS. 
Take that lamp shade off, it DOES NOT go with it. 

GA-BYE.

NO.

I saw this ad on facebook the other day. This is what popped in my head the instant I saw this:

NO they aint.

NO.


I slightly feel bad for posting this.

because:
1. he was a really nice guy.
2. he really loved his bird.
3. he had NO idea what he was posing for.

But, like, don't, okay?

NO.

My lover, my fried. FRIED!?! Ugh. Only this would happen to me. Seriously. I go into Ralph's and get my boyfriend a birthday cake and since we are always jokingly saying "you're my lover, you're my friend" I thought it would be funny to put it on his cake, ya know. Too bad the poor, sweet, lil old hispanic woman didn't understand the humor behind it OR how to spell. 

NO.

When you think you've seen it all, guess again. 

NO.

To the person driving next to me in rush hour on the 10,

I hope you're a basketball coach... and if so,  you don't need to do this to your truck. We get it, you love basketball.

Sincerely,

NO.

I am not even kidding...there was only a tiny amount of space for the driver to drive. The seat all the way forward. You know? Like, who in their right mind would do this?

THROW IT OUT.

NO.

**Warning: You may throw up in your mouth after this post**

First of all, if you're wondering what this is in my hand, let me just tell you. A TOE NAIL. Okay, let me just get straight to the point. I was eating sour patch kids and you know how at the very end there's a huge amount of sugar? Well, I am one of those nasty people who dip their finger in it and lick it off , right? Well, NEVER AGAIN. So I did this.. and I felt something hard in my mouth. And what was it that I found.. not only sugar, but THIS. YES, THIS. A TOE NAIL. If you are wondering why I am writing in caps..because WHO WOULDN'T FREAK OUT OVER A TOE NAIL IN THEIR MOUTH.... THAT IS NOT THEIRS. Eww. Eww. Eww. Okay, I gotta go throw up now.

NO.

Don't ask me how my friend, Carrie, stumbled upon this.. but this was her response:

"Look how inexpensive!"

39 cents. 

Listen up guys, 
This does not turn us on.

NO.

Yes, it's what you think it is. 
ON A NECKLACE. 

I'm just gonna say this...
I'm not gonna wear this around my neck just to tell the world I'm proud to be a woman. 
I suggest you don't either.

But if you're interested, there's plenty to choose from.. 

NO.

No pockets? No Problem!

NO.

No Lie. This little girl ^ was wearing these suckers around in the airport. 

1. I get that you're 10 years old, but come on.
2. How could your parents let you do such a thing
3. Just because you saw someone at Venice Beach wear these does not mean it's cool.

NO.

YA DON'T NEED TO MATCH WITH YA BAG, LADY.

NO.

CAN. YOU. IMAGINE!?!?

I nearly had a heart attack when I spotted this out of the corner of my eye. 

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan!

NO.

Nothin' like barbecuing on a miniature grill. 

NO.

When I asked this dude if I could take a picture of his car, he instantly got cocky. 

1. Don't act like you don't know I'm taking the picture
2. You DON'T need tires that that big OR rims like those
3. You wouldn't act so cocky if you knew what this picture really was for would you?

NO.

It's one thing getting your child a cutesy little chair... 
it's another when you try to match it to your leather furniture. 

NO.

ISAAAAAAAAAAC!

Why would you stand like this!?!??!?!?! 

NO.

To the person nasty enough to wear these,

REALLY??!

Not your friend,

NO.


I'm sorry to break the news, but this product won't make you a dog whisperer.

NO.

Not even Michelle Kwan or Nancy Kerrigan would wear these.

NO.

Dear Urban Outfitters,

I will not be paying $199.00 for these shoes. 
I will not be paying $.99 for these either. 
Please look into finding new designers. 

Thanks,

NO.

PUT AN END TO FOOT PAIN:
-Bunions
-Hammer Toes
-Toe Cramps
-Ball of Foot Pain
-Plantar Fasciitis
- WASTE OF $9.97

NO.

Do-rag? More like DON'T-rag.

NO.

(holler at my boy, Paul Gibboney)

I can just imagine what she's saying...
"Well, what can you do??"

NO.

We gotta talk...

NO.

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NO.

I want to know who would buy a channel changer this big AND WHY is it necessary to write with a permanent marker: "Please leave in home". Trust me, I would be too embarrassed to go ANYWHERE with this sucker.

NO.

I guarantee this is the smallest semi truck you'll ever see.

NO.

My brother acts so casual as he passes by in this picture.
All I wanna know is if that's a scooter or a bike. And it does not need a light cause NO ONE is gonna miss you driving by. 

GOTS TA GO.

NO.

If you want me to play UNO with you, don't whip out cards this small.

NO.

NO.

I spotted this driving back from Lancaster one day. 
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CAR?!

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO.

I know you all are wondering what this picture is. It's called a dude rubbing his girlfriend/wife's back at a bar UNDER her shirt. That pink thing? Her underwear. 

NO.

WHAT is that?!

NO.