!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO. 

YIKES.

NO.

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 

I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.

 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!

 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 

Who would really buy this? 

NO.

RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stop the barber because I STRAIGHT UP wanted to die. Pee was running down my leg.

NO.

To the person who entered this in the Darke County Fair Art Contest,

1. I hope you're not reading this.

2. Why?!

3. I mean, were you really serious?

4. Bless your heart.

Sincerely,

Let's never do that again, k?

NO.

You're telling me this thing is a snow plow?! It's so small that it's not even cute. And those who know me KNOW I love small things. This? Not so much.

NO.

**Warning: You may throw up in your mouth after this post**

First of all, if you're wondering what this is in my hand, let me just tell you. A TOE NAIL. Okay, let me just get straight to the point. I was eating sour patch kids and you know how at the very end there's a huge amount of sugar? Well, I am one of those nasty people who dip their finger in it and lick it off , right? Well, NEVER AGAIN. So I did this.. and I felt something hard in my mouth. And what was it that I found.. not only sugar, but THIS. YES, THIS. A TOE NAIL. If you are wondering why I am writing in caps..because WHO WOULDN'T FREAK OUT OVER A TOE NAIL IN THEIR MOUTH.... THAT IS NOT THEIRS. Eww. Eww. Eww. Okay, I gotta go throw up now.

NO.

THANK GOODNESS I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. 

NO.