Let me introduce you to my friend, Adam. 
Every single video of his I find myself screaming 
NO!
Especially this one in particular. 
YOU WILL SEE WHY. 
If you feel inclined, check out his hilarious dances here: 

NO. 
(but yes)

NEVER. EVER.
One question:
WHY!?

NO.


AINT NO DOG NEED NO BOMBER JACKET.... OR PARKA FOR THAT MATTER. 

NO. 

Just an example why Crocs are NEVER a good idea. 

NO.


I wanna know two things.

1. HOW do you get up on something like this AND balance?!
2. Who would really be okay with their significant other ROLLING up to give them a kiss on this..

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 
Forget the Chins.. 
THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.