Just an example why Crocs are NEVER a good idea. 

NO.

Don't ask me how my friend, Carrie, stumbled upon this.. but this was her response:

"Look how inexpensive!"

39 cents. 

Listen up guys, 

This does not turn us on.

NO.

Yes, it's what you think it is. 

ON A NECKLACE. 

I'm just gonna say this...

I'm not gonna wear this around my neck just to tell the world I'm proud to be a woman. 

I suggest you don't either.

But if you're interested, there's plenty to choose from.. 

NO.

All four need to go.. but the worst of all is that bear. 

NO.

I do not want to hear your excuses. 

NO.

I'm sorry, but WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

NO.

Complete submission on the old man's part. 

Thanks to Isaac Rentz for this lil gem. This will be you in about 50 years. 

NO.

Fashion designers need to get a clue.

NO.