the one on the left. 

NO.

Yes, it's what you think it is. 

ON A NECKLACE. 

I'm just gonna say this...

I'm not gonna wear this around my neck just to tell the world I'm proud to be a woman. 

I suggest you don't either.

But if you're interested, there's plenty to choose from.. 

NO.

To the person nasty enough to wear these,

REALLY??!

Not your friend,

NO.

Two things: 

How do you walk in these? 

Toe nail.

WHY?!

NO.