NEVER. EVER.

One question:

WHY!?

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 

Forget the Chins.. 

THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.

My friend, Danielle, says to me... 

"do these look ok?"

and she was being SERIOUS. 

Seriously?

NO.

I'm still laughing out loud about this, you guys... 

I saw this guy at a Dodgers game. 

WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!!?

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

WHYYYYY!? 

Look at the headlights!

NO.

I saw this on my walk today.  Look at those tips! 

How do shoes curl up like that!?!?! 

I hate them.

NO.

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 

I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.

 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

My boyfriend had no clue his ear was like this until I screamed at the top of my lungs and laughed so hard for 5 minutes until I could tell him what was wrong. 

C'mon babe! HOW could you not feel this?

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??! 

I don't care how cold it might be outside... 

Mothers, do not do this to your children. 

NO.

ugly.face.game.

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!

 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 

Who would really buy this? 

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stop the barber because I STRAIGHT UP wanted to die. Pee was running down my leg.

NO.

It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:

1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)

2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long

3. The socks AND the shoes

4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

LOSE THE LOCKET.

NO.

How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 

Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.

??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THIS. 

Take that lamp shade off, it DOES NOT go with it. 

GA-BYE.

NO.

I saw this ad on facebook the other day. This is what popped in my head the instant I saw this:

NO they aint.

NO.