WHY!?

NO.

WHYYYYY!? 

Look at the headlights!

NO.

My friend Ryan sent me this. I just don't understand how ANYONE'S body gets like this!? And to have enough confidence to wear that speedo. YIKES.

NO.

It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:

1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)

2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long

3. The socks AND the shoes

4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

Don't ask me how my friend, Carrie, stumbled upon this.. but this was her response:

"Look how inexpensive!"

39 cents. 

Listen up guys, 

This does not turn us on.

NO.