Seriously? SERIOUSLY??! 

I don't care how cold it might be outside... 

Mothers, do not do this to your children. 

NO.

Don't ask me how my friend, Carrie, stumbled upon this.. but this was her response:

"Look how inexpensive!"

39 cents. 

Listen up guys, 

This does not turn us on.

NO.

No pockets? No Problem!

NO.

No Lie. This little girl ^ was wearing these suckers around in the airport. 

1. I get that you're 10 years old, but come on.

2. How could your parents let you do such a thing

3. Just because you saw someone at Venice Beach wear these does not mean it's cool.

NO.

YA DON'T NEED TO MATCH WITH YA BAG, LADY.

NO.

When I asked this dude if I could take a picture of his car, he instantly got cocky. 

1. Don't act like you don't know I'm taking the picture

2. You DON'T need tires that that big OR rims like those

3. You wouldn't act so cocky if you knew what this picture really was for would you?

NO.

It's one thing getting your child a cutesy little chair... 

it's another when you try to match it to your leather furniture. 

NO.

PUT AN END TO FOOT PAIN:

-Bunions

-Hammer Toes

-Toe Cramps

-Ball of Foot Pain

-Plantar Fasciitis

- WASTE OF $9.97

NO.

Do-rag? More like DON'T-rag.

NO.

(holler at my boy, Paul Gibboney)

I can just imagine what she's saying...

"Well, what can you do??"

NO.

I want to know who would buy a channel changer this big AND WHY is it necessary to write with a permanent marker: "Please leave in home". Trust me, I would be too embarrassed to go ANYWHERE with this sucker.

NO.

WHAT is that?!

NO.

1. WHY is that headlight so big?

2. Is that a boy or a man in the blue?

3. Why is the guy in the back standing up?

4. Do you think the guys watching are jealous?

5. Submission on the person taking the picture.

NO.

Good thing my friend, Kar, was able to snap this picture and send it to me. I would have probably wrecked trying to take a picture as I was screaming at the top of my lungs. 

Let me just say this...ya don't need a cover for that rascal. 

NO.

No you did not. 

NO.

Can we just be honest with each other?

NO.

p.s. love you

Nope.

NO.

KATIE!

NO.