!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO.

Even though I kinda want it. 

NO.

Can we just be honest with each other?

NO.

p.s. love you

NO.

It's obvious who wears the pants in this household. 

NO.

I mean, it's kinda cute right? SUBMISSION without a choice in the matter. 

NO.

Let me first start out by saying that I saw a piece of paper laying on my parents' kitchen counter (see first picture). Clearly my dad printed it out and wanted these badly enough that he wrote out the note below: "Islander- Brown/Coco". Anyone who understands me knows this is a NO. But the fact that my mom and dad are awesome enough to text me the above picture makes me laugh so hard. They know me too well. I looked at this and thought-- "man, dad must have lost weight.. his ankles look so small." Later in the day my mom called, cracking up after I asked her about it. Little did I know those were HER feet in HIS shoes. 

NO.

Complete submission on the old man's part. 

Thanks to Isaac Rentz for this lil gem. This will be you in about 50 years. 

NO.

What a sweet memorial.

NO.

When you feel like somebody is watching you, it's probably true. 

NO. 

(even though this is kinda cute)

(dog, stop being such a human being)