I'm sorry to break the news, but this product won't make you a dog whisperer.

NO.

Not even Michelle Kwan or Nancy Kerrigan would wear these.

NO.

Dear Urban Outfitters,

I will not be paying $199.00 for these shoes. 
I will not be paying $.99 for these either. 
Please look into finding new designers. 

Thanks,

NO.

PUT AN END TO FOOT PAIN:
-Bunions
-Hammer Toes
-Toe Cramps
-Ball of Foot Pain
-Plantar Fasciitis
- WASTE OF $9.97

NO.

Do-rag? More like DON'T-rag.

NO.

(holler at my boy, Paul Gibboney)

I can just imagine what she's saying...
"Well, what can you do??"

NO.

We gotta talk...

NO.

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NO.

I want to know who would buy a channel changer this big AND WHY is it necessary to write with a permanent marker: "Please leave in home". Trust me, I would be too embarrassed to go ANYWHERE with this sucker.

NO.

I guarantee this is the smallest semi truck you'll ever see.

NO.

My brother acts so casual as he passes by in this picture.
All I wanna know is if that's a scooter or a bike. And it does not need a light cause NO ONE is gonna miss you driving by. 

GOTS TA GO.

NO.

If you want me to play UNO with you, don't whip out cards this small.

NO.

NO.

I spotted this driving back from Lancaster one day. 
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CAR?!

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO.

I know you all are wondering what this picture is. It's called a dude rubbing his girlfriend/wife's back at a bar UNDER her shirt. That pink thing? Her underwear. 

NO.

WHAT is that?!

NO.

THANK GOODNESS I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. 

NO.

1. WHY is that headlight so big?
2. Is that a boy or a man in the blue?
3. Why is the guy in the back standing up?
4. Do you think the guys watching are jealous?
5. Submission on the person taking the picture.

NO.

Good thing my friend, Kar, was able to snap this picture and send it to me. I would have probably wrecked trying to take a picture as I was screaming at the top of my lungs. 

Let me just say this...ya don't need a cover for that rascal. 

NO.

Dear Mothers,

DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR DAUGHTERS.

Love,

NO.

HELL NO. 
Jake Gyllenhaal, ya ain't cute no mo. 

NO.

Even though I kinda want it. 

NO.

I instantly screamed the moment I saw Julia carrying this baby around at the library. She acted like it was no big deal or something. I wanted to be like, LOOK at what you're holding. It's A. so dirty B. has an unnecessary belly and C. it's so ugly that it's not even a little bit cute. One year olds, they just don't understand. 

NO.

No you did not. 

NO.


Can we just be honest with each other?

NO.

p.s. love you

NO.


Nope.

NO.


All four need to go.. but the worst of all is that bear. 

NO.

KATIE!

NO.


I do not want to hear your excuses. 

NO.


NO.


Seriously?

NO.


I bet they are looking back at this family photo and thinking one thing:

REGRET.

NO.


I feel sick.

NO.



I get it, you're proud of your nails....
you don't need to pierce them. 

P.S. I think it's time for a clipping.

NO.

I'm sorry, but WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

NO.


Although it would be nice...

NO.