NEVER. EVER.

One question:

WHY!?

NO.

Just an example why Crocs are NEVER a good idea. 

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 

Forget the Chins.. 

THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.

This is why I HATE smart cars. 

Or at least one of them.

NO.

I saw this guy at a Dodgers game. 

WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!!?

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

I saw this on my friend's Facebook page and did a double take. 

YOU GUYS! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?

He straight up brought his COMPUTER into Starbucks! SERIOUSLY!? 

SER-I-OUS-LY? 

What is wrong with people? 

WHO HAS THE TIME TO COMMUTE THEIR PC'S INTO A COFFEE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!?

NO.

WHYYYYY!? 

Look at the headlights!

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

I can't remember where I saw this, but when I did, I screamed. 

SCREAMED.

You guys, can you imagine? 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

ugly.face.game.

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!

 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 

Who would really buy this? 

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

Can you picture someone crawling out of this!?

NO.

It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:

1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)

2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long

3. The socks AND the shoes

4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

LOSE THE LOCKET.

NO.

How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 

Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.

You're telling me this thing is a snow plow?! It's so small that it's not even cute. And those who know me KNOW I love small things. This? Not so much.

NO.

I love video-chatting with my friend, Zack. He's really funny. But these birds circling his head have got to go. 

Don't mind me, I was feeling a little heavy that day. 

NO.