I wanna know two things.

1. HOW do you get up on something like this AND balance?!

2. Who would really be okay with their significant other ROLLING up to give them a kiss on this..

NO.

This is why I HATE smart cars. 

Or at least one of them.

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

I saw this on my friend's Facebook page and did a double take. 

YOU GUYS! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?

He straight up brought his COMPUTER into Starbucks! SERIOUSLY!? 

SER-I-OUS-LY? 

What is wrong with people? 

WHO HAS THE TIME TO COMMUTE THEIR PC'S INTO A COFFEE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!?

NO.