Dear Kanye West,

NeverEver. Do this again to your hair. 

Sincerely,

NO.

I love that my friends are constantly sending me pictures that they know I'll scream at. I can thank Shad Beard for this one:) I know you love chocolate, but YA DON'T NEED A PIGGY BANK to remind you. 

NO.

Even if it is for a joke...

NO.

I thought there were weight classes in boxing?

NO.


I don't think I need to say anything.

NO.

C'mon.

NO.

Don't you love when you take a picture and you end up looking bald in it? 
FAIL.

NO.

Ugly face game. 
Bet you didn't know I could look like this.

NO. 

I can't even describe how loud I screamed when I saw this. 
Nasty beach posing is one thing, but when a picture captures a 
fake amputee leg on ACCIDENT, I will pee my pants. 

NO.

This should and will never happen again. 

NO.

Where The Wild Things Are was cute. Your house shoes are not.

NO.

YOU DO NOT NEED THIS. 

NO.

It's one thing to love your kids.. but pillow cases? Really?

NO.

I know I aint workin' out in these.

NO.


It's probably not a good idea to own a pet like this. EVER.

NO.

Clip. Your. Nails. 

NO.

Attention World: DO NOT wear these. 

NO. 

How Does this happen?!

NO.