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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!

Is that dad giggling!? Little girl, STOP touching that 

"you know what"

Gross.

NO.

I hate this person. 

NO.

I am not even kidding...there was only a tiny amount of space for the driver to drive. The seat all the way forward. You know? Like, who in their right mind would do this?

THROW IT OUT.

NO.

THANK GOODNESS I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. 

NO.

HELL NO. 

Jake Gyllenhaal, ya ain't cute no mo. 

NO.

Nope.

NO.

NO.

I get it, you're proud of your nails....

you don't need to pierce them. 

P.S. I think it's time for a clipping.

NO.

I didn't think people actually wore these UNTIL I saw this dude at the swimming pool at my apartment have them under a pile of his clothes. I just saw the tips of the toes sticking out under his shirt and I, of course, freaked out. Poor thing probably heard me laughing and realized he just wasted mass dough on the ugliest shoes on earth. Am I mean or AM I RIGHT?! 

let's be honest.

NO.

Worst decision ever.

NO.

I hope this never happens. 

NO.

And it didn't stop there...

A double wide on stilts. 

NO.

Have you ever gotten out of the shower and looked at the way you got out of your clothes? I laughed so hard when I saw this. Was I really in that big of a hurry to undress like I disappeared?

NO.

I tried to convince my mom not to do it, but clearly she wanted a phone that looked like a switchblade. 

NO.

He acts like this is completely normal or something... 

NO.

I'm not going to lie and say I didn't scream when my boyfriend walked in the room with this in his head. He said he needed a "boost of energy". Babe, just because you are shooting an acupuncture event does not mean you need to do this. 

NO.

This should and will never happen again. 

NO.

YOU DO NOT NEED THIS. 

NO.

It's probably not a good idea to own a pet like this. EVER.

NO.