NEVER. EVER.

One question:

WHY!?

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 

Forget the Chins.. 

THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO. 

My friend, Danielle, says to me... 

"do these look ok?"

and she was being SERIOUS. 

Seriously?

NO.

I'm still laughing out loud about this, you guys... 

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 

I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.

 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

My boyfriend had no clue his ear was like this until I screamed at the top of my lungs and laughed so hard for 5 minutes until I could tell him what was wrong. 

C'mon babe! HOW could you not feel this?

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:

1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)

2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long

3. The socks AND the shoes

4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

When you think you've seen it all, guess again. 

NO.

ISAAAAAAAAAAC!

Why would you stand like this!?!??!?!?! 

NO.

Let's never do this again, k?

NO.

Let me first start out by saying that I saw a piece of paper laying on my parents' kitchen counter (see first picture). Clearly my dad printed it out and wanted these badly enough that he wrote out the note below: "Islander- Brown/Coco". Anyone who understands me knows this is a NO. But the fact that my mom and dad are awesome enough to text me the above picture makes me laugh so hard. They know me too well. I looked at this and thought-- "man, dad must have lost weight.. his ankles look so small." Later in the day my mom called, cracking up after I asked her about it. Little did I know those were HER feet in HIS shoes. 

NO.

Have you ever gotten out of the shower and looked at the way you got out of your clothes? I laughed so hard when I saw this. Was I really in that big of a hurry to undress like I disappeared?

NO.

I tried to convince my mom not to do it, but clearly she wanted a phone that looked like a switchblade. 

NO.