AINT NO DOG NEED NO BOMBER JACKET.... OR PARKA FOR THAT MATTER. 

NO. 

I'm sorry to break the news, but this product won't make you a dog whisperer.

NO.

Although it would be nice...

NO.

It's obvious who wears the pants in this household. 

NO.

I hope this never happens. 

NO.

He acts like this is completely normal or something... 

NO.

When you feel like somebody is watching you, it's probably true. 

NO. 

(even though this is kinda cute)

(dog, stop being such a human being)

C'mon.

NO.