I wanna know two things.

1. HOW do you get up on something like this AND balance?!

2. Who would really be okay with their significant other ROLLING up to give them a kiss on this..

NO.

Custom freakin' built.

Parked outside of a grocery store... WITH the cane on the side. 

How did this person get around inside? 

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

I guarantee this is the smallest semi truck you'll ever see.

NO.

My brother acts so casual as he passes by in this picture.

All I wanna know is if that's a scooter or a bike. And it does not need a light cause NO ONE is gonna miss you driving by. 

GOTS TA GO.

NO.

No you did not. 

NO.

If your car is small enough to fit sideways in a car lane, 

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE DRIVING.

NO.