To the person who entered this in the Darke County Fair Art Contest,

1. I hope you're not reading this.

2. Why?!

3. I mean, were you really serious?

4. Bless your heart.

Sincerely,

Let's never do that again, k?

NO.

You're telling me this thing is a snow plow?! It's so small that it's not even cute. And those who know me KNOW I love small things. This? Not so much.

NO.