WHY!?

NO.

This is why I HATE smart cars. 

Or at least one of them.

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO. 

She ordered a small. THIS is what came out. 

NO.

My friend, Danielle, says to me... 

"do these look ok?"

and she was being SERIOUS. 

Seriously?

NO.

I'm still laughing out loud about this, you guys... 

I saw this guy at a Dodgers game. 

WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!!?

NO.

Custom freakin' built.

Parked outside of a grocery store... WITH the cane on the side. 

How did this person get around inside? 

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

I saw this on my friend's Facebook page and did a double take. 

YOU GUYS! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?

He straight up brought his COMPUTER into Starbucks! SERIOUSLY!? 

SER-I-OUS-LY? 

What is wrong with people? 

WHO HAS THE TIME TO COMMUTE THEIR PC'S INTO A COFFEE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!?

NO.

WHYYYYY!? 

Look at the headlights!

NO.

I saw this on my walk today.  Look at those tips! 

How do shoes curl up like that!?!?! 

I hate them.

NO.

I stole this from my friend, Liz. 

I was scrolling through her Facebook pics and discovered the "head". 

THE HEAD. 

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

Look. How. Small. That. Is. !!!!!!!!!!

And you want to buy it!? What are you going to do with it?? 

WASTE.

NO.

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 

I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.

 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

My boyfriend had no clue his ear was like this until I screamed at the top of my lungs and laughed so hard for 5 minutes until I could tell him what was wrong. 

C'mon babe! HOW could you not feel this?

NO.

I can't remember where I saw this, but when I did, I screamed. 

SCREAMED.

You guys, can you imagine? 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??! 

I don't care how cold it might be outside... 

Mothers, do not do this to your children. 

NO.

ugly.face.game.

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!

 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 

Who would really buy this? 

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stop the barber because I STRAIGHT UP wanted to die. Pee was running down my leg.

NO.