Let me introduce you to my friend, Adam. 

Every single video of his I find myself screaming 

NO!

Especially this one in particular. 

YOU WILL SEE WHY. 

If you feel inclined, check out his hilarious dances here: 

Adams Carpenters

NO. 

(but yes)

NEVER. EVER.

One question:

WHY!?

NO.

AINT NO DOG NEED NO BOMBER JACKET.... OR PARKA FOR THAT MATTER. 

NO. 

Just an example why Crocs are NEVER a good idea. 

NO.

I wanna know two things.

1. HOW do you get up on something like this AND balance?!

2. Who would really be okay with their significant other ROLLING up to give them a kiss on this..

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 

Forget the Chins.. 

THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.

WHY!?

NO.

This is why I HATE smart cars. 

Or at least one of them.

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO. 

She ordered a small. THIS is what came out. 

NO.

My friend, Danielle, says to me... 

"do these look ok?"

and she was being SERIOUS. 

Seriously?

NO.

I'm still laughing out loud about this, you guys... 

I saw this guy at a Dodgers game. 

WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!!?

NO.

Custom freakin' built.

Parked outside of a grocery store... WITH the cane on the side. 

How did this person get around inside? 

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

I saw this on my friend's Facebook page and did a double take. 

YOU GUYS! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?

He straight up brought his COMPUTER into Starbucks! SERIOUSLY!? 

SER-I-OUS-LY? 

What is wrong with people? 

WHO HAS THE TIME TO COMMUTE THEIR PC'S INTO A COFFEE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!?

NO.

WHYYYYY!? 

Look at the headlights!

NO.

I saw this on my walk today.  Look at those tips! 

How do shoes curl up like that!?!?! 

I hate them.

NO.

I stole this from my friend, Liz. 

I was scrolling through her Facebook pics and discovered the "head". 

THE HEAD. 

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

Look. How. Small. That. Is. !!!!!!!!!!

And you want to buy it!? What are you going to do with it?? 

WASTE.

NO.