I stole this from my friend, Liz. 

I was scrolling through her Facebook pics and discovered the "head". 

THE HEAD. 

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

Look. How. Small. That. Is. !!!!!!!!!!

And you want to buy it!? What are you going to do with it?? 

WASTE.

NO.

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 

I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.

 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

My boyfriend had no clue his ear was like this until I screamed at the top of my lungs and laughed so hard for 5 minutes until I could tell him what was wrong. 

C'mon babe! HOW could you not feel this?

NO.

I can't remember where I saw this, but when I did, I screamed. 

SCREAMED.

You guys, can you imagine? 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??! 

I don't care how cold it might be outside... 

Mothers, do not do this to your children. 

NO.

ugly.face.game.

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!

 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 

Who would really buy this? 

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stop the barber because I STRAIGHT UP wanted to die. Pee was running down my leg.

NO.

the one on the left. 

NO.

sd;lfkasldkafksdflkdjsfasd.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!

Is that dad giggling!? Little girl, STOP touching that 

"you know what"

Gross.

NO.

My friend Ryan sent me this. I just don't understand how ANYONE'S body gets like this!? And to have enough confidence to wear that speedo. YIKES.

NO.

I hate this person. 

NO.

Can you picture someone crawling out of this!?

NO.

It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:

1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)

2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long

3. The socks AND the shoes

4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

LOSE THE LOCKET.

NO.

How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 

Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.