Let me introduce you to my friend, Adam. 

Every single video of his I find myself screaming 

NO!

Especially this one in particular. 

YOU WILL SEE WHY. 

If you feel inclined, check out his hilarious dances here: 

Adams Carpenters

NO. 

(but yes)

NEVER. EVER.

One question:

WHY!?

NO.

AINT NO DOG NEED NO BOMBER JACKET.... OR PARKA FOR THAT MATTER. 

NO. 

Just an example why Crocs are NEVER a good idea. 

NO.

I wanna know two things.

1. HOW do you get up on something like this AND balance?!

2. Who would really be okay with their significant other ROLLING up to give them a kiss on this..

NO.

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. 

WHAT IF I WORE MY HAIR LIKE THIS?! 

Forget the Chins.. 

THE HAIR, YOU GUYS! THE. HAIR.

NO.

WHY!?

NO.

This is why I HATE smart cars. 

Or at least one of them.

NO.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO. 

She ordered a small. THIS is what came out. 

NO.

My friend, Danielle, says to me... 

"do these look ok?"

and she was being SERIOUS. 

Seriously?

NO.

I'm still laughing out loud about this, you guys... 

I saw this guy at a Dodgers game. 

WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!!?

NO.

Custom freakin' built.

Parked outside of a grocery store... WITH the cane on the side. 

How did this person get around inside? 

NO.

Ugly: Unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance.

This definition could not be more dead on.

NO.

I saw this on my friend's Facebook page and did a double take. 

YOU GUYS! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?

He straight up brought his COMPUTER into Starbucks! SERIOUSLY!? 

SER-I-OUS-LY? 

What is wrong with people? 

WHO HAS THE TIME TO COMMUTE THEIR PC'S INTO A COFFEE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!?

NO.

WHYYYYY!? 

Look at the headlights!

NO.

I saw this on my walk today.  Look at those tips! 

How do shoes curl up like that!?!?! 

I hate them.

NO.

I stole this from my friend, Liz. 

I was scrolling through her Facebook pics and discovered the "head". 

THE HEAD. 

NO.

YIKES.

NO.

Look. How. Small. That. Is. !!!!!!!!!!

And you want to buy it!? What are you going to do with it?? 

WASTE.

NO.

Not lying, this was a mistake. MIS-TAKE. 

I clearly failed at trying to capture my new hot pink lip gloss.

 All I could focus on were those nasty eyes. 

NO.

My boyfriend had no clue his ear was like this until I screamed at the top of my lungs and laughed so hard for 5 minutes until I could tell him what was wrong. 

C'mon babe! HOW could you not feel this?

NO.

I can't remember where I saw this, but when I did, I screamed. 

SCREAMED.

You guys, can you imagine? 

NO.

You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

NO.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??! 

I don't care how cold it might be outside... 

Mothers, do not do this to your children. 

NO.

ugly.face.game.

NO.

"Manager's Special"

"SPECIAL"!?!?!?!

 More like, Please take this because WE AINT SELLIN' it. 

Who would really buy this? 

NO.

 Jocelyn Wildenstein has nothing on me. 

NO.

RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stop the barber because I STRAIGHT UP wanted to die. Pee was running down my leg.

NO.

the one on the left. 

NO.

sd;lfkasldkafksdflkdjsfasd.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!

Is that dad giggling!? Little girl, STOP touching that 

"you know what"

Gross.

NO.

My friend Ryan sent me this. I just don't understand how ANYONE'S body gets like this!? And to have enough confidence to wear that speedo. YIKES.

NO.

I hate this person. 

NO.

Can you picture someone crawling out of this!?

NO.

It's crucial to click on this picture so you can zoom in. 

Reasons why I love/hate this picture:

1. Look how SHORT I look. (we are practically the same height in real life)

2. Why is my wig pushed up so high up that my forehead looks a mile long

3. The socks AND the shoes

4. The makeup

I don't even remember this picture being taken. 

Oh, Halloween.

NO.

LOSE THE LOCKET.

NO.

How have I not noticed this hanging on the wall in my favorite restaurant until now?! 

Listen up, La Fiesta....

It's not cute.

That moon is totally submitting. 

NO.

To the person who entered this in the Darke County Fair Art Contest,

1. I hope you're not reading this.

2. Why?!

3. I mean, were you really serious?

4. Bless your heart.

Sincerely,

Let's never do that again, k?

NO.

You're telling me this thing is a snow plow?! It's so small that it's not even cute. And those who know me KNOW I love small things. This? Not so much.

NO.

I love video-chatting with my friend, Zack. He's really funny. But these birds circling his head have got to go. 

Don't mind me, I was feeling a little heavy that day. 

NO.

??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THIS. 

Take that lamp shade off, it DOES NOT go with it. 

GA-BYE.

NO.

I saw this ad on facebook the other day. This is what popped in my head the instant I saw this:

NO they aint.

NO.

NO ya freakin' don't.

NO.

I slightly feel bad for posting this.

because:

1. he was a really nice guy.

2. he really loved his bird.

3. he had NO idea what he was posing for.

But, like, don't, okay?

NO.

My lover, my fried. FRIED!?! Ugh. Only this would happen to me. Seriously. I go into Ralph's and get my boyfriend a birthday cake and since we are always jokingly saying "you're my lover, you're my friend" I thought it would be funny to put it on his cake, ya know. Too bad the poor, sweet, lil old hispanic woman didn't understand the humor behind it OR how to spell. 

NO.

When you think you've seen it all, guess again. 

NO.

To the person driving next to me in rush hour on the 10,

I hope you're a basketball coach... and if so,  you don't need to do this to your truck. We get it, you love basketball.

Sincerely,

NO.

I am not even kidding...there was only a tiny amount of space for the driver to drive. The seat all the way forward. You know? Like, who in their right mind would do this?

THROW IT OUT.

NO.